DOCX sucks, really sucks, it blows goats!

Gawd but I'm sick of all the rigmarole involved with trying to read DOCX files that people send me.  It's, yet another, proprietary crap format, rammed down our throats by Microsoft, who refused to support a publicly engineered open format that everyone could have used.

Don't send people DOCX files, or other word processor document files.  They're meant for you to print and store your own documents for later printing, on your own printer.  They're not an electronic publishing format.  Use other formats if you need to send a document to someone electronically.  e.g. Plain text, HTML, or even PDF (if you must).  Heck, if you're emailing someone, type the message in the email, don't attach it as a document.  The same goes for webpages; write the document in the webpage, don't make it a file download.

Perhaps I should make you jump through hoops to read one of my documents in a format that Microsoft can't be bothered to support.  Or send you a format completely inappropriate for sending something that's simply going to be read on-screen, rather than typeset by a professional printer.

I can't read DOCX on my preferred software (OpenOffice.org on Fedora Linux, by the way), because the format's not supported by my software, and may not be in the future.  And why's that?  Because of the burden Microsoft puts on anyone wanting to support the format makes it untenable, or completely impossible.

Even if there was another program available to me, I don't want to install some other damn program just to read a badly written word processor file attached to an email, when they could have just written the same thing in the email.  And I certainly don't want to pass the document out for something else to (attempt to) translate it, just the same as I don't show my private mail to other people.

And even while using other people's Windows computers I haven't been able to read those damn files.  The computer tells me to get some update to add the feature to their word/office software.  I have to get permission to add software.  I have to spend far too much time downloading many megabytes of files, that fill up the drive with even more megabytes when they install (yes, a great many people still use old computers with drives filled to capacity).  I have even more of my time wasted by having to shutdown and reboot.  And, then, to top it all off, I find that it still can't read the damn file!

So how long did it finally take to get to read a DOCX file on someone's old computer still running Windows 2000?  Well over two hours of:

The situation's no easier on someone else's newer Windows computers, which either come with no office software, or seriously crippled home- or student-editions.

No, we're not going to be handing out still more money to try and read someone else's document.  The computer isn't some slot machine where you keep on having more and more money swiped from you in the vain hope that you might get something back in return.

What is this, the 1980s all over again?  Haven't they learnt anything about usability?  Or file compatibility?  It's 2010, and Microsoft is still a major pain in the arse, even to their own customers.


As an exercise in frustration (for you), the above section of this page is also available in various different formats; several of them annoying to the recipient, or inappropriate for the delivery medium:

Do not confuse Microsoft's “Office Open XML” with “OpenOffice.org XML.”  The first is a confusingly named “Microsoft Office” product; and for a so-called open format, the world wide web is full of pages about having to deal with it (by converting it to something you can, actually, use; or changing your software for something else that can handle it; or simply being unable to handle it).  And the latter is XML content used by the OpenOffice.org project.

What's meant by “for private use” above?  They are word processor files that you save, on your computer, while you type them up, and you might keep for future work.  The contents are reliant on the software on your computer, the fonts you have installed, and the page printing parameters applicable to your printer (paper size, margins, etc.).  The intended purpose is for you to print out your document, and give the reader the printed version.  The file is inappropriate for someone else to use (public use), for the dependency reasons I just mentioned.


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